Brief Q & A with Ant
Q: What are some of your likes?
A: PENDULOUS BUSOMS, SAGGY BOOBS, HEAVY HANGERS, AND CURLING UP WITH SOME FINE LITERATURE NEXT TO A ROARING FIRE. THAT REALLY GETS MY ENGINE REVVED.
Q: What are some of your dislikes?
A: MEN WITH LONG FINGERNAILS AND WOMEN WITH MEAN, ANGRY LOOKING ABS. THAT’S ENOUGH. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.
Q: Finish this sentence: “If I wasn’t doing comedy, I would…”
A: TAKE UP TAP.